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  • What does it take to split Rome in half?
    • A pair of Caesars!


  • What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    • Reality



  • What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

    • It gets toad away.



  • What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
    • "Put it on my bill."